Peen Cuisine type logo by Lauren Hom.

Good sex and good food aren't just things that make life; they're the things that make it worth living. Sometimes you're in the mood for fine cuisine and sometimes you're in the mood for fine peen, and you should treat yourself more often. We truly believe the world would be a better place if everyone felt a little more, well, satisfied. Peen Cuisine is the cooking blog that's on a mission to share recipes that whet the appetite (among other things). With new erotica-infused recipes published weekly, the goal is to help you whip up quick, tasty treats that inspire you to jump right back in between the sheets. 

See more at peencuisine.com

Penis-shaped chips and guacamole.

Cockamole & Chips

Penis-shaped caprese salad on blue plate.

Cockprese Salad

Fried rice filling a penis-shaped recess in a pineapple.

Peenapple Fried Rice

Penis-shaped polenta fries and sauce.

Polenta Fries Before Guys

Penis-shaped pancakes drizzled with blueberry compote.

Blueberry Peencakes

Social Media and Web Graphics

Cheesy pepperoni peenza illustration.
Penis-shaped avocado illustration.
Penis-shaped ice cream cone illustration.
New recipes weekly. Always simple, scrumptious, and sexy.
Let's make out and make food.
You can't say happiness without saying penis.
Always hungry. Always horny.

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